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Post by bluedog on May 29, 2010 6:46:31 GMT -6
Before marriage a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
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Post by bluedog on May 30, 2010 8:36:29 GMT -6
Im as confused as a baby in a topless bar
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Post by bluedog on May 31, 2010 14:19:07 GMT -6
Im going to the National Schizophrenic Convention today. Anybody whos everybody will be there.
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Post by rebeccaferrell on May 31, 2010 18:55:24 GMT -6
Worthless as tits on a boar hog.
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Post by rebeccaferrell on May 31, 2010 18:55:46 GMT -6
Cold as a witch's tit in the Klondike.
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Post by rebeccaferrell on May 31, 2010 18:56:11 GMT -6
Cold enough to freeze the gonads off a brass monkey.
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Post by rebeccaferrell on May 31, 2010 18:57:07 GMT -6
All little sayings learned from my dad. i had to edit them a bit
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len
Walkin Talkin Poopin Machine
Posts: 83
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Post by len on Jun 1, 2010 2:03:16 GMT -6
+++ How about as cold as a witch's bossom in a brass bra. +++
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Post by Clifford on Jun 1, 2010 11:06:33 GMT -6
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, its a damn duck!
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Post by Clifford on Jun 1, 2010 11:06:58 GMT -6
Where there's smoke, there's got to be fire!
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Post by rebeccaferrell on Jun 1, 2010 14:42:09 GMT -6
Crazier than a sprayed roach.
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Post by rebeccaferrell on Jun 1, 2010 14:43:38 GMT -6
Busy as a one-legged man at an ass kicking contest.
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Post by rebeccaferrell on Jun 1, 2010 14:44:36 GMT -6
Never eat prunes when you are famished.
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Post by Clifford on Jun 1, 2010 20:02:20 GMT -6
What a handy thing to take on a picnic!
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Post by Clifford on Jun 1, 2010 20:03:26 GMT -6
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
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