Post by Clifford on Mar 8, 2010 7:31:42 GMT -6
If you were really watching and listening, you picked up a lot of information at the ELF Day this weekend...
Here's some stuff you should know now...
(1) Who carrys crates in the back of their truck, but lets the dogs ride in the front?
(2) Who thinks they could go for a beer, or maybe TWO!
(3) Who drains funk from a skunk to make perfume?
(4) Who sleeps with one leg hanging off the couch?
(5) Who says she likes to sleep in, but gets up earlier than Clifford?
(6) Who brought a bird house to the ELF day?
(7) Who brought magazines?
(8) Whose dog rolled in cow poop first?
(9) Whose neutered dog kept trying to hump Jazz?
(10) Who was the lady who worked at the Cypress Saloon?
(11) Who slept on the porch?
(12) Who had to put on make up every day?
(13) Who is going back to hunt this fall?
(14) Who wanted to hijack a bed?
(15) Who wanted to be a rodeo star?
(16) Who has obviously danced on a pole?
(17) Who is going to work in Mississippi?
(18) Who called Clifford "Mr. Sunshine"?
(19) Who let Jones jump in their lap?
(20) Who wants as many dogs as they have horses?
(21) Whose job is "riding around in a truck"?
(22) Who is buying cows because his dogs like em?
(23) Who has a dog named after a vegetable?
(24) Who pa$$ed on the hog head cheese?
(25) Who took cold showers?
(26) Which dog stole the coon cage?
(27) How many dogs ran the 800 yard track?
(28) What was the recovery rate on the 150 yard track?
(29) How many folks now want another Lacy?
(30) What other breeds showed up?
(31) Which two dogs looked the most alike?
(32) How many states were represented?
If you don't know the answers. you might find them in the next newsletter!
Here's some stuff you should know now...
(1) Who carrys crates in the back of their truck, but lets the dogs ride in the front?
(2) Who thinks they could go for a beer, or maybe TWO!
(3) Who drains funk from a skunk to make perfume?
(4) Who sleeps with one leg hanging off the couch?
(5) Who says she likes to sleep in, but gets up earlier than Clifford?
(6) Who brought a bird house to the ELF day?
(7) Who brought magazines?
(8) Whose dog rolled in cow poop first?
(9) Whose neutered dog kept trying to hump Jazz?
(10) Who was the lady who worked at the Cypress Saloon?
(11) Who slept on the porch?
(12) Who had to put on make up every day?
(13) Who is going back to hunt this fall?
(14) Who wanted to hijack a bed?
(15) Who wanted to be a rodeo star?
(16) Who has obviously danced on a pole?
(17) Who is going to work in Mississippi?
(18) Who called Clifford "Mr. Sunshine"?
(19) Who let Jones jump in their lap?
(20) Who wants as many dogs as they have horses?
(21) Whose job is "riding around in a truck"?
(22) Who is buying cows because his dogs like em?
(23) Who has a dog named after a vegetable?
(24) Who pa$$ed on the hog head cheese?
(25) Who took cold showers?
(26) Which dog stole the coon cage?
(27) How many dogs ran the 800 yard track?
(28) What was the recovery rate on the 150 yard track?
(29) How many folks now want another Lacy?
(30) What other breeds showed up?
(31) Which two dogs looked the most alike?
(32) How many states were represented?
If you don't know the answers. you might find them in the next newsletter!
